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[Roy]

Condoleezza Rice und George W. B.

George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleezza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleezza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleezza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleezza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleezza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleezza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleezza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleezza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleezza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleezza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleezza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleezza R.: Yes, sir.

George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleezza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleezza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleezza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleezza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleezza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condoleezza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleezza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleezza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condoleezza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleezza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleezza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleezza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleezza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleezza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleezza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East